SCOTTSDALE, Ariz. -- Tiger Woods was all smiles Tuesday -- and with a full set of teeth.
Woods gave a play-by-play account of how his front tooth was knocked out in Italy on Jan. 19 to celebrate girlfriend Lindsey Vonn's record 63rd World Cup victory. He said one tooth was chipped and the other was cracked. Both were replaced before he arrived to start his season at the Phoenix Open.
He said he wore a skeleton-patterned scarf over his face to avoid being recognized, making a crack about how difficult that can be for a man of black heritage at a World Cup ski race in Italy.
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"Not a lot of brown dudes at ski races, OK?" he said with a laugh, as cameras clicked at his smile.
Woods said when the race was completed, the podium presentation was moved up on a hill for the photographers. He went to the top of the hill, behind the cameras.
"All the camera guys are below me on their knees or moving all around, trying to get a picture because she's hugging people, saying congratulations to the other racers as they are coming down," he said. "Some already finished, some are there already in the changing area. Dude with a video camera on his shoulder right in front me, kneeling, stood up and turned and caught me square on the mouth."
Woods said he tried to keep his mask on "so the blood is not all over the place." He said the videographer hit the tooth on which he had root canal, chipping it. He said the other tooth had to be fixed, too, because it had cracks through it."
The photo of Woods missing a tooth became as big a sensation as Vonn's record victory. There did not appear to be any swelling on Woods' mouth when a photographer captured the image of his mouth slightly open and the scarf lowered.
Nicola Colli, the secretary general of the race organizing committee, told The Associated Press he was among those who escorted Woods from the tent to a snowmobile for him to leave "and there was no such incident."
"When he arrived he asked for more security and we rounded up police to look after both him and Lindsey," Colli had said.
Whether anyone believed the story from a week ago was not his concern.
"Dude, you guys ... it's just the way the media is," he said. "It is what it is."
Woods is playing his first official PGA Tour event since he missed the cut at the PGA Championship in August. But the biggest topic after he played nine holes under a cloudy sky Tuesday morning was the mystery of his missing tooth.
Except that Woods said there was no mystery at all -- except for the attention it received.
"It's a new world," he said. "We need to talk about something. Have to fill up space. The story is about Lindsey breaking the record. That's the story. I mean, geez, every sport you get teeth knocked out, and unfortunately I wasn't actually competing and got my teeth knocked out."
Asked if his tooth was a cap to begin with, Woods said, "These are permanent, yeah."
Woods said the flight home to Florida was the most painful.
"I couldn't eat, couldn't drink until he fixed them, put the temporaries on," Woods said. "I couldn't have anything touch it. Even breathing hurt, because any kind of air over the nerve ... the tooth was still alive, was cracked."
When asked if the photographer realized what he had done, Woods replied, "He didn't care."
So somebody has given you golf lessons as a holiday gift. Now it's time to use that gift wisely.
1. Ascertain your goal
"Every player has different visions of the game and different goals for themselves. Some are purely social. Some are beginners. Some are really competitive players. So that person needs to have a conversation with their PGA Professional, and that Professional needs to ascertain what the goal of the player is -- and coach to that."
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2. Manage your expectations
"What I've found with my students, the process is very slow, and there are ups and downs, even to the point where the player won't remember how poorly they struck the ball a year ago. They'll only remember what they did yesterday, or in that round.
"And sometimes you can raise expectations, so you're not holding them back. You might say, 'Hey, you've got a lot of talent. You're far better than what you think you can. And if we do these simple things, you can get there.'"
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3. Plan the process
"If a competitive player has a high goal, one lesson is probably not going to be enough to take them to their goal, so you have to lay out a plan or process to achieve that.
"The beginner or social player might only take one lesson to help them reach their goal of getting the ball in the air. There are a lot of ladies who just want to spend time on the golf course with their friends and family and their main purpose is to see the ball fly. They don't care about the score. So you might schedule one lesson and be done.
"It's basically goal assessment. What do you want to achieve? And go from there."
Your mother was right. Politeness matters.
A young fan named Ryder was at the Humana Challenge at La Quinta, Calif., on Sunday about the time Ryan Palmer was on his way to the clubhouse. Palmer spotted him -- and gave him the cap off his head after his round.
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That was a pretty cool gesture, but what happened after that is even more amazing.
Ryder went on Twitter to send a thank you:
— Ryder (@TheRealRyderLee) January 26, 2015
And as you can see, Palmer responded.
— Ryan Palmer (@RyanPalmerPGA) January 26, 2015
The Real Ryder Lee is probably the envy of his school today. And Ryan Palmer has at least one new fan.
If you follow Pat Perez on social media, it's pretty easy to see that he's one of those guys that would be a lot of fun to hang out with on and off the course.
That's probably what fellow PGA Tour pro Danny Lee was thinking when trying to sort out his accommodations for this week's Waste Management Open.
Perez, who lives in Scottsdale, just shared this 15-second video on Facebook, showing Lee's reaction when Perez told him he'd be sleeping on the floor in the family room.
— Pat Perez (@PatPerezGolf) January 26, 2015
Love Perez saying, "It's you. You said you wanted a place to stay, you didn't say you wanted a bed," while pointing at the blankets on the floor.
We're not going to accuse Lee of being spoiled for wanting a bed to sleep in, but let's just say we wouldn't be complaining about sleeping on the floor in Pat Perez's family room. Did you see that practice green and entertainment center?
Fantastic prank... even if Perez only had him going for three minutes.