Video: Tiger Woods, Arnold Palmer, Lee Trevino take out bad guys
In arguably the coolest promo ever for a video game, I present to you, "The Rumble," for the new Tiger Woods PGA Tour 14 by EA Sports.
In this video, Tiger Woods and Arnold Palmer are having a casual conversation while heading to a private plane in a hangar.
As the two legends are walking, they're ambushed by a bunch of guys. The leader of the bad guys demands, "Hand over the trophies and no one gets hurt."
Tiger and Arnie then ask which trophies while showing off a U.S. Open trophy, the Claret Jug and the Wanamaker. A fight ensues. Tiger and Arnie -- doing their best Bruce Lee/Jackie Chan impersonations -- take down the bad guys... all but one.
A Mr. T-looking dude appears. Arnie looks at Tiger and says, "I've got this one."
Arnie proceeds to deliver a bunch of body shots that do nothing. Arnie looks doomed. Then, out of nowhere, Lee Trevino comes to the rescue on a zip line.
What does any of this actually have to do with the game? I have no idea.
But, it's awesome.
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