Jurassic Par
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Dinosaurs on the PGA Tour? Writer/illustrator Austin Light thinks that'd be a great movie.
The pantheon of memorable golf movies includes such titles as "Caddyshack," "Tin Cup" and "Happy Gilmore," but as far as I know there's never been one that starred dinosaurs.
 
A writer/illustrator named Austin Light has come up with an idea for one, however. He calls it "Jurassic Par." 
 
The drawing above is his idea for a scene from the film, the plot of which he describes as: "Two dinosaurs set out to prove they're more than just killing machines. Thanks to a loophole in the rules, they find a spot on the PGA Tour and golf their way to the top of the food chain."
 
 
Light came up with his prehistoric PGA Tour plotline by reimagining popular movie titles, but with one letter missing. The idea first appeared on Reddit, and Light not only came up with almost two dozen titles but also drew scenes from each of his imaginary movies.
 
He shared them on the Twistedsifter website, where they appeared yesterday.
 
He has some other funny non-golf ones, too – I especially like the musical "Obocop" and the dramatic "Pup Fiction." "Jurassic Par" is No. 6 on the page as you scroll down through his entries.
 
 
Dinosaur duffers – coming to a theater near you?
November 7, 2014 - 2:20pm
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longest usable golf club
Michael Furrh
Michael Furrh, of Arlington, Texas, is now a three-time Guinness World Record holder for longest "usable" golf club -- a 20-foot, 6-inch driver that he hit 63 yards in the air.

Earlier this week, we brought you the story of Michael Furrh, the Arlington, Texas, man who set the new Guinness World Record for longest "usable" golf club with a 20-foot, 6-inch driver.

Furrh, a Caddie Master/Event Director for Caddie Club Golf, actually held the Guinness Record in 2013 with a 14-foot, 2 1/2-inch driver that he hit over 146 yards.

In September, Karsten Maas of Denmark achieved a new record for longest "usable" golf club with his 14-foot, 5-inch driver that went just over 180 yards.

Naturally, Furrh was looking forward to reclaiming his record and that's what he did on November 3 at Rolling Hills Country Club in Dallas. See the official video from the Guinness World Record feat below:

All told, Furrh's shot carried 63 yards. We caught up with him to learn more about the world-record setting club.

"I build all my own clubs," Furrh told us. "I used steel shaft extentions to lenghten the club, and it weighed a total of 52 ounces."

That's a 3 1/4-pound golf club -- heavy stuff. On top of setting the record, Furrh -- a golf professional since 2002 -- wanted to maintain the integrity of the golf swing. He explained to PGA.com that people who have attempted the record in the past have done so with a hockey-style swing.

"I was making a great effort to swing the club in a conventional golf method taking a full backswing," Furrh said. "I broke two ribs in an accident two weeks before the record so it was extra special to bring this Guinness World Record back to Rolling Hills Country Club, Rolling Hills Membership and all of Texas."

Furrh tells us the new record club length of 20 feet, 6 inches was actually a surprise to the 30 or so family, friends, media and members that were in attendance.

His first attempts of the day were with a 19-foot, 5-inch graphite driver weighing 36 ounces.

The existing record was broken with a shot that carried 89 yards, as measured by Mike Rausch of Golf Ect with a Foresight Sports GC 2 Launch Monitor.

After that, Furrh pulled out the 20-foot, 6-inch club that he built in the cart barn at Rolling Hills, which he says takes up five parking spaces.

On the first swing, he hit the ball 45 yards on the fly to establish another record. After a few more shots, his longest carried 63 yards.

"I've had this club built for quite a while and I've been waiting for someone to hit a long club," he said. "Now everyone sees my response with this 20-foot monster. Just wait and see what I have lined up for my next swing." 

Guinness World Record holder opens up about longest 'usable' golf club
November 7, 2014 - 11:31am
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Adam Scott
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Adam Scott was 4-under through six holes on Friday in the HSBC Champions before playing two holes in 6-over par.

Typically, players like Adam Scott absolutely devour par-5 holes.

On Friday in the HSBC Champions, however, it was a par-5 hole that feasted on Scott.

Scott was cruising along with four birdies in his first six holes at Sheshan International in Friday's second round before hitting a huge speed-bump at the par-5 eighth hole.

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First, Scott sent a tee shot left of left and into the trees. He took a drop on a forward tee box, and -- with a 3-wood for his third shot -- found the fairway. Now, playing his fourth shot, Scott found the rough short of the green behind a hazard.

From there, Scott chunked his chip and it rolled back into the hazard. He took a second drop on the hole and was shooting seven. Scott's seventh shot found the green and he two-putted for the quadruple-bogey 9.

Here's video of Scott's adventure.

The next hole wasn't all that pretty for the world's No. 2-ranked player either. He made a double-bogey. So, after going 4 under in his first six holes, Scott was then 6-over in a two-hole stretch.

He also bogeyed the 11th hole, but bounced back with an eagle at the par-5 14th hole and a birdie at the par-4 16th hole to finished with an even-par 72. He'll head into the weekend at 2 under, eight shots behind 36-hole leader Graeme McDowell. 

Scott cards a nine on par-5 hole in Shanghai
Michael Lucas
Michael Lucas was the head professional at a number of clubs, most recently at the now-closed Marsh Harbour.

Mark Mease didn’t let the fact that Michael Lucas wasn’t his biological dad prevent him from calling him his father. And he credits Lucas for life lessons that extend well beyond the golf course, highlighting what can also be a special relationship between a PGA Professional and a student. Even when related.

Lucas was Mease’s grandfather, but Mease called him dad “because he raised me,” Mease said. “My biological father was in the hospital for schizophrenia when I was growing up.”

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And when Lucas died Sept. 16 at the age of 75, Mease wanted to make sure the world knew more about Lucas’s lasting impact.

Lucas, a head professional at a number of golf clubs, most recently at the now-closed Marsh Harbour at Myrtle Beach, helped raise Mease from when he was 4 months old.

From that point on, Lucas taught Mease both life lessons and golf lessons. Sometimes the two mixed, other times they took the form of poetry -- one of Lucas’ favorite hobbies.

“He just taught me to never give up,” Mease said. “That was the main thing, just don’t give up. Keep trying and trying until you get it done.

“I remember being stuck in the sand trap for hours and hours on end because he wanted to make sure I got the right swing down while growing up.”

Possibly Lucas’ biggest impact came while Mease was at Paris Island for Marine boot camp. Lucas would send Mease letters and poems and Mease credited those for giving him the motivation to get through the tough times.

Mease kept everything that Lucas sent and recently came across a poem whose final lines brought a strong flood of emotions.

“When he passed away, I knew there was so much more to learn from him,” Mease said. “Every visit with him was him teaching me something new or a try-it-this-way kind of thing.”

That brought an end to a life that was filled with lessons, especially on the golf course. His father, Michael Lucas Sr., had been a professional golfer, and the junior Lucas soon adopted the game and was captain of the Furman University golf team in 1965.

After graduation, Lucas went on to be a professional golfer, and also became a PGA Professional.

However, a stroke in 2010 left Lucas paralyzed on the left side of his body and confined him to a wheelchair. At the time, Mease was serving a tour of duty in Afghanistan with the Marines.

“I just remember talking to him one weekend and he didn’t sound normal but I didn’t know what was going on,” Mease said. “The next thing I know, I get an American Red Cross message saying he had a stroke.”

Though Lucas wasn’t physically able to play golf the final few years of his life, it did not diminish his love of the game.

In fact, at a ceremony after Lucas’ death, the Richard Campbell Veterans Nursing Home announced it would install a putting green and name it after Lucas.

“He carried the game of golf everywhere he went,” Mease said. “It didn’t matter who he saw, it was always the topic.”

Mease said that a brick at the World Golf Village Memorial Park in St. Augustine, Fla., would be dedicated in Lucas’ honor some time next month.

Although Lucas isn’t around to teach Mease any new life lessons, Mease said he was living every day to try and live up to Lucas’ lessons.

Plus, Mease’s 3-year-old son, Jayden, allows him to pass on Lucas’ lessons to the next generation.

“I’m hoping to instill in him the discipline and motivation as far as setting your mind to something and getting it done,” Mease said. “Just not giving up.”

Former PGA Professional leaves lasting impression
November 6, 2014 - 12:14pm
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Jason Dufner
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Jason Dufner was assessed a one-shot penalty on Thursday after instinctively picking his ball up out of the 18th fairway at the HSBC Champions.

Jason Dufner is in the field this week at the WGC-HSBC Champions. It's his second start in as many weeks -- his first two starts on the PGA Tour since being forced to withdraw with injury at the PGA Championship in August.

So, naturally, there was going to be a little rust.

Dufner had a respectable T26 last week in Malaysia at the CIMB Classic and is hoping to improve on that this week in Shanghai.

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On Thursday, however, Dufner was his own worst enemy. The rust was more of a mental variety than swing related.

Playing the back nine first, Dufner committed a big no-no from the 18th fairway when he bent over and picked up his golf ball. Almost instantly, he realized he'd made a mistake.

You see, last week in the CIMB Classic, the lift, clean and place rule was in effect. Dufner had a momentary brain lapse Thursday and thought he was playing under the same rules and instinctively picked up the ball. Oops.

"Just one of those things," Dufner told Associated Press golf writer Doug Ferguson.

The infraction meant a one-stroke penalty for Dufner, who shot an even-par 72 instead of a 1-under 71. 

Momentary lapse costs Dufner 1-stroke penalty
November 6, 2014 - 10:18am
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Bryan Brothers
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In their latest trick-shot video, the Bryan Brothers get all Dukes of Hazzard on us.

Just when you think the Bryan Brothers have run out of ideas for incredible trick shots, they go and do something like this:

 

That's George Bryan tossing the ball from the car to brother Wesley who sends it into orbit.

Perhaps the most refreshing part of this video is that we finally got to see that George and Wesley don't nail it on the first take every time.

That said, when the pressure is on -- as in, "the engine of this car is going to blow up if we don't do it right this one last time" -- the showmen get the job done.

We wonder who's picking up the tab for the car repairs on that '69 Mustang. 

Stunt car driver pitches in on latest golf trick shot