You knew this was coming -- it was just a matter of time: Loudmouth Golf has released its first collection of custom-made knickers.
"Knickers are a golf staple and our customers have been asking for them since the beginning of time," said Loudmouth Golf CEO Larry Jackson. "We finally pushed this product to market because we don't want our customers to get their knickers in a wad."
As bad as that pun is, the knickers look like a winner. After all, if you're attracted to Loudmouth's bold design palette, then you're probably the kind of guy who'll wear knickers on the course, too -- and as anyone who's been to the course lately can tell you, there's no shortage of Loudmouth wearers out there these days.
The knicker line is available in more than 40 of Loudmouth's popular patterns, ranging from "Captain Thunderbolt" to "Shamrocks" to "Dixie." They are made of 97 percent cotton and three percent Spandex, and come in waist sizes up to 60 inches.
The knickers' release comes in the wake of the unveiling of Loudmouth's first collection of windshirts. They're available in more than 20 different designs -- including, shockingly, a few solid colors -- as well as popular patterns like "Stars & Stripes" and "Oakmont Houndstooth."
They're made of 100 percent micro-polyester and are available in sizes S-3XL, and come in four different styles: V-Neck Long Sleeve, V-Neck Vest, Half Zip Long Sleeve, and Half Zip Vest.
For more information on the knickers and windshirts, visit the made-to-order section at www.LoudmouthGolf.com