Fortunately for all of us, Cristie Kerr swings better than she sings.
Her rendition of "Take Me Out to the Ball Game" during the seventh-inning stretch Tuesday night at Wrigley Field could have peeled the paint off your garage.
"Her enthusiasm was high, I will say that," lifelong Cubs fan and NBC/Golf Channel analyst Mark Rolfing said. "The fans started singing louder and louder so they could drown her out, I think."
Those same fans will get a chance to see Kerr and the LPGA Tour's best at the KPMG Women's PGA Championship. The four-day major championship begins Thursday at south suburban Olympia Fields Country Club.
The Tribune chatted with the 19-time LPGA Tour winner (two majors), breast cancer activist and wine aficionado (kerrcellars.com) before Tuesday's screening of "Caddyshack" at Millennium Park. Here are highlights of the conversation:
Chicago Tribune: 'Caddyshack' questions first. What is your dream foursome from the film?
Cristie Kerr: Rodney Dangerfield. I mean, Al Czervik. Ty Webb, definitely. And Danny Noonan. We know Michael O'Keefe (who played Noonan). My husband's known him for a while through the fitness industry. I think he used to train him.
CT: Do you have any go-to lines from the movie?
CK: Of course! In a pro-am you quietly say to yourself or your caddie, "Nice shot, Mrs. Havercamp."
CT: How about, "Well ... we're waiting!"?
CK: Oh, yeah, all the time. I mean, there are so many. ... "Will you come loofah my stretch marks?" ... "I christen thee, The Flying WASP."
CT: So next week you'll be at Olympia Fields, which hosted the men's U.S. Open in 2003. I know you also played Pinehurst after the men's Open in 2014, but is there any significance to that?
CK: Well, I think that the women's game has never been stronger, and I feel like we deserve to play on some of these famous courses.
CT: At the last women's major (the ANA Inspiration), there was a controversy with Lexi Thompson, the four-shot penalty. What was your thought on that?
CK: She did move her ball incorrectly. People have asked me whether I thought it was on purpose. I think it was just careless. And I mean, she had to get penalized, and I definitely think two (shots were) needed. Having to get four shots, though, because they couldn't catch it in time, that's the real issue.
CT: What should be the statute of limitations on a round of golf? Should it be when the player tees off the next day?
CK: Yeah, if not, is somebody going to call in and try to take the '86 Masters away from Jack (Nicklaus)? It doesn't work. I know Lexi very well. It was completely innocent. And she won a lot of respect from people with the way she handled it.
CT: The next major, the U.S. Women's Open, will be played at Trump National in Bedminster, N.J. I believe you are a supporter of the president's?
CK: I try not to be political, but I know him and I have supported him in the past. I mean, it's a free country, right?
CT: It certainly is.
CK: I'm a casual acquaintance of the president's. I have played golf with him. I happen to believe that he is going to do some great things for this country.
CT: Random Chicago connection: Your father, Michael, was drafted by the White Sox?
CK: Or so he says. He's in his 70s now. He got drafted out of high school from Valley Stream in New York. Played third base, had a cannon for an arm. His mom said: "You're not going to make any money as a ballplayer. You're going to college in upstate New York where it snows 60 feet a year."
(Kerr notes the dramatic classical music coming from Pritzker Pavilion.)
CT: Hopefully we'll have as dramatic a finish next week, right?
CK: Hopefully not. Hopefully I win by 20 like Brooks Koepka (laughs).
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